Pre Date Farts

I'm getting ready for a date but my tummy is full of gas, i knew i shouldn't have eaten that huge ice cream cone. there is no way my date will be into me farting all night, so i try to push all the farts out while i get ready for them to pick me up. pushing out lots of big, stinky farts while i get ready but the gas is never ending. my tummy still feels so full of gas... maybe i'll get lucky and my date will be into it? there is only one way to find out, i have to go on this date even if i can't stop farting.